Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur

A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.

Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no

by Dinodaurs March 22, 2022

metrodox

Metrosexual orthodox Jew. New York's Hebrew fashion-conscious metrosexual!

Metrodox is a paradox to many ultra-conservative Jews in New York!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Metrodan

Hebrew: מטרודן
A bus company which operates in the southern Israeli city of Be'er Sheva (Beersheba)
They are the result of the cooperation between two bus companies: Metropoline (Metro) and Dan bus company from Tel Aviv (Dan)
Their buses are painted in silver-ish grey, their logo is the word Metrodan in hebrew, the METRO is painted orange and the DAN is dark blue

dude 1: "I love Metrodan, cool drivers, great service"

by Big_Danny_K March 2, 2014

Methoralaxed

Deceptive oral diarrhea of the mouth due to meth use. Lies that pour out orally, due to the use of drugs over a long period of time.

You sir, are completely methoralaxed out, I'm gonna have to ask you to go. I won't allow myself to have a future with someone that is methoralaxed.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable September 21, 2018

Methoxetamine

2,3-(methoxyphenyl)-2-(ethylamino)cyclohexanone.

A chemical closely related to Ketamine. The methoxy-group and ethyl-group make it more potent and longer lasting than Ketamine, therefore necessitating consumption of less material; most likely making it healthier as well.

"Joe decided to insufflate 30 milligrams of Methoxetamine."

by Rem Lazar December 28, 2011

Methadonia

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)

The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!

by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006