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sex on a mailbox

An awesome VODKA AND GOON combo! Favourite of cheap binge drinking teens.
Let's hang at NCC and have Sex on a Mailboxes and get stoned.

GOON FOR LIFE!!
by Bruce god4eva Campbell July 25, 2008
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the mailman

A daring sexual act involving a moving vehicle. Much like "road-head", the receiver sits in the seat while the deliverer pleases him orally. The only difference is that the receiver is in the passenger seat, reaching over to steer the vehicle (much like a mailman on the job).
"We drove down to the Kenny Chesney concert, and on the way back i almost ran us into a semi while my gal was giving me The Mailman. The other people in the carpool were frightened"
by moopsaur December 23, 2013
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Mailer

v. To inflate the syllable count of any given sentence, while simultaneously disguising any meaning that may have been intended. See wordBEMLi/word
Oh stop Mailering and speak bloody English will you, wordffs/word
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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the angry mailman

the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore anal sex with a male and suddenly gets off his dick and farts in his face. Some peices of poop may come out because of how loose her anus is. This action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.
My girl gave me the angry mailman last night and now I think I have pinkeye. What a bitch
by DanaNicoleVanWeenan July 12, 2010
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mailsturbate

Writing an e-mail to one's self
I got this e-mail from my personal e-mail address and mailsturbated it to my company address.
by jpmswiss December 20, 2007
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mailbox

v.

Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)

Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay, shotty knees.

Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!
by fauxnature May 25, 2008
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Mailee

Derived from the word "melee". Used to describe cowardly warriors too afraid to engage in melee combat. In World of Warcraft beginner players will name their character Mailee so that members of the opposing faction will go easy on them.
Dont be too rough on the mailee.
by Natecom May 1, 2006
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