Mittock

A sharp object that Bangs your butt, derived from the word “mattock.” It is often used from pranking others. (2) to mate with an skeleton. (3) Not perpendicular to. (4) to hit with an mittock. (5) Function of Y.

Someone hit me with an Mittock!

by Infinity Plus Two January 1, 2025

mitties

gloves, fists, or a way of describing someone's hands in fighting terms.

DIFFERENT SPELLING: "mitty(s)"

"bitch I wanna see them mitties up, let's get it crackin' bitch ion wanna hear allat."
- example #1

"that bitch's set up was ugly of course it didn't match the way she used her mittys? Why are we confused.."
- example #2

by prettybtchlingo February 22, 2025

Mitty

to describe a twink who thinks he’s insanely smart yet is a complete retard on almost anything

“I don’t know about that mom… Andrew’s been pretty Mitty recently.”

by 0palmine July 18, 2025

Mittelfeste

An ancient stronghold, fortress, or castle strategically located in the middle — usually between two rival kingdoms, factions, or villages. The Mittelfeste serves as a neutral ground, a point of tension, or the place where all hell breaks loose.

We need to take the Mittelfeste, else Kaddi will be angry!

by FetteKiste July 18, 2025

Mitties

A succulent juicy pair of man tits.. referring to the perfect set of Pecs.. in a sexually demeaning

Manor

"Wow check out bro over there he's sure got some solid Mitties"

by Charlie Button December 2, 2025

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 7, 2009