Madison (she will also go by Maddie even though she's says not to call her that she obviously likes it) is one of the most caring and loving people you will find in this earth. She always knows how to make you feel better and like she wants you around. She is without a doubt one of a kind and even though she's right when she's says there are seven billion other people on earth she's wrong when she says you'll find someone else like her because they just dont exist. She is a lover of all things office related and has the best personality you could hope to find in someone. She dreams of going and doing romantic things like hiking somewhere and camping or watching the stars at nigh with someone special and she's always down to travel. If you ever happen to be lucky enough to win the favor of this madison, be sure to think long and hard before you decide to blow it off, as there is no other person you will ever find like her, and it's highly likely that you will never get over the terrible decision that you made.
Guy 1: you know I actually could have been with Madison MacDonald but I didn't think about what I was doing and I fucked it up
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time
My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the shit posing as food it contained! True! They've called it Muckdonalds ever since.
It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.
Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?
Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.
Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?
Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.