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Jarett Lucas

Once called “Horse” Jarett Lucas started his life in a landfill. Buried under a pile of used condoms Jarett Lucas was brought home by his albino mother and bis N word for a dad. Trapped in his room 24/7 Horse quickly found his obsession in men. For a day job Jarett Lucas buys and sells used condoms. His most favorite of them all came from Barack Obama’s Horse. He comes to school everyday smelling like shit, as he showers in his own horse shit, and Leaves with a literal red neck because people slap the shit out of it. Scared to talk to girls he finds his comfort in guys. He is failing all of his special ed classes and his best friend is the lunch lady.
Jarett Lucas is 100% a victim of torn rubber.
by BigDaddy45626 March 23, 2020
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Matthew and Luca

2 gay twins that often do it at night, they can be spotted mostly at gay strip clubs, they both suck ass at Fortnite and are annoying when they build, they say people’s name wrong and Matthew is obsessed with moms while Luca is obsessed with men.
No way is that Matthew and Luca
by Crazy Keeper October 24, 2018
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Lucas Lallemant

lucas:
you: lucas lallemant your pussy too fat
by srodulv May 31, 2019
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Lucas jones

Someone who is obsessed with Sarah cleary and stalks her
Sarah: someone wasn’t stalking me through my window yesterday

Orlaith: that was Lucas jones
by Fijfntjdudhrd November 10, 2018
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lucas and vera

these two passionate lovers are a pair to be reckoned with. they not only posses a superior emotional connection, but a physical one as well. every adventure is full of excitement with these two. one might say they are the modern day bonnie & clyde.

they’re a nice mix of some latin, russian and american energy - all in one. just imagine what’s that’s like - in the bedroom and in life.
person 1 - who are those two crazy, sexy people?

person 2 - that’s lucas and vera, aren’t they so #goals?

person 1 - I’m never going to be a part of something like that

person 2 - neither will I, let’s go cry about it... they are truly two of a kind, no one ever be able to match their chemistry.
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Lucas Latty

monster cock bigger than Shaq's which is probably fucking massive
GIRL 1: OMG IS THAT LUCAS LATTY
GIRL 2: OMG YES IT IS. I WANT TO RIDE HIM NOT SHAQ HE IS BIGGER THAN PUNY SHAQ
by BrownieKing April 28, 2022
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lucas thomas

A kid that loves butt fucking his friends and lives in a wheelchair but can still camp with his scout leader and sucking his dick and loves lying about being in a wheelchair
by Goatfuckingmonkey January 27, 2016
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