loafed

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

by julius October 6, 2003

Social Loafing

When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.

Dude, do you remember that social loafing last night?

by Iamg0d May 14, 2011

Leafs

Bribe Referees , Malkin , Crosby , Fleurry , and thats how they got to 4-0 They're possibly the worst team in the NHL And Travis Schrama wont accept it.

The leafs are terrible they bribed pittsburgh star Sidney Crosby so they could win

by LeafsSuckLOL October 18, 2010

Loafie

a nicer way of saying "shitty". In reference to the term "pinch a loaf", where the "loaf" is a turd.

Bob: Oh man, I just crashed my new car because I was busy watching "Too Fast, Too Furious" on the dash-mounted DVD player...

Neil: Dude, that's loafie. Also, that movie is gay. Fag.

by Nomoarfags August 21, 2008

Loaf

Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.

I keep a loaf in my pocket

by Gfm Ev March 6, 2009

loaf

an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.

Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!

by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009

loafed

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

by Stevo23456 October 23, 2011