Light humper

when someone pulls up to a red light stops pulls up a bit more stops then pulls up a bit more and continues this until the light turns green again.

whys that guy keep stopping and pulling forward then stopping again?
hes a light humper he wont stop until he goes into the cross walk or the light turns green.

by DGo4th May 30, 2011

testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.

Look I. Definition for ex. Of testicle hopper

by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014

yamp hamper

A woman who has meaty vagina lips

Hey did you see that girls yamp hamper

ya I'd love too lick that yamp hamper

by dc1178 April 19, 2014

bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015

Water hopper

Mexicans who jump over the Gulf of Mexico in search of freedom in sunny Florida.

"Hey Jim did you see that water hopper at the beach?"
"Yes what jumping talents!"

by Sandy cheeks May 1, 2014

lap hopper

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.

That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.

by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014

Island Hopper

someone who likes multiple boys

Dawn is a island hopper she likes Steve,fillip,and Jack.

by kaLEb March 11, 2015