hamstew

slang word 4 hamster

dat hamstew iz a crackhead

by Danny/George/Willy/Camilo/Jew Boy April 24, 2004

hampstercookie

1. A cookie to be eaten by a hampster
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.

My friend is a hampstercookie, and she has no idea what it means when we call her that.

by Alcyone September 8, 2006

hampster cunt

A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.

That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.

by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007

Hampstered

Drunk

I got so Hampstered last night.

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

hadster

a SUPA cute girl. She needs to give kisses

Yo hadster your cute

by Sluggggggggggggggg October 8, 2020

hamsterectomy

A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.

I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...

by Busta hip June 4, 2009

Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010