hit the frog with a hammer 

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

hit the frog with a hammer by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail. 

Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail. by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007

Thor's Hammer 

1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.

1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.

Thor's Hammer by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Portuguese Hammer

Motorsport term. flicking the car to the left just before a left hand turn to help slide the car into the corner.

Can also be described as a scananavian flick, but only on a right hand corner.

I came in waaay to deep, flicked the car into portuguese hammer and slid all the way through the corner at 45 deg!

Portuguese Hammer by Kaboochie Monkey September 7, 2010

A hammer 

There are different tiers that one can pack in a bowl. All must be pulled through. The first most basic tier is the snap; merely a small amount of marijuana. The next tier is chop (1/2 weed & 1/2 tobacco). Finally is the hammer (1/3 weed & 1/3 tobacco & 1/3 kief). Hence the name hammer.

"Are you actually about to pack a hammer."
"Yeah this trio of ingredients is about to put me on my ass."
"You're about to be coughing like a motherfucker."

A hammer by Kush Colonel 69 March 8, 2017

Pump with an underground hammer

getting a handjob while the chick jams her thumb in and out of your ass.

So im getting a handjob from this ten dollar whore and the next thing you know im getting a pump with an underground hammer .

Pump with an underground hammer by Dick Fitzwell Esq September 1, 2009

the black hammer 

A big black dick that makes a thud shound when it hits the ground

I have the blackest of all the black hammers

the black hammer by Hammer of black May 1, 2015