hackingminecraft

Despite the username, no they don't hack Minecraft, they have a fucking soul so they don't cheat in a block game. Although to be fair they don't need to hack, they already are a massive prick

Random Dumbass: "Bruh I just got killed by hackingminecraft, I think he might actually be hacking"
Someone with more than four brain cells: "He doesn't cheat you dumbass he's actually garbage how did you lose"

by SexMasterCosby June 30, 2019

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney

“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”

by GinChugger July 6, 2019

hacked off

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.

Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK

by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019

Hacker

Hacker, is an person or bot that downloads to others peoples computer/phones/tablets viruses. Or they just log in into their account/user. Can also be finding a person and their location, name, age etc.

"Amy, are you an Hacker?"
"No! Are you?"
"I'am not."
"Good. Hackers are bad."
"They truly are Stacy"

by You Only Live Once. October 27, 2019

Hacker

You were so good at a game people started calling you a hacker

Guys I'm leaving. This hacker keeps killing me.

by coder pug December 15, 2019

Hackermised

This word is used when co workers can not agree on hacked or compromised in a valid sentence.

Man, I have so much porn pop ups on my phone, I cant figure out if my account has been compromised or hacked.
Co worker enters the room: Man, yo plan has been Hackermised.

Man, I just got Hackermised for real. AF

by B rye 420 January 22, 2020

hacking a stiff

To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.

"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."

by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020