1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.
2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.
3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.
alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.
3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.
alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.
by mandingoe August 9, 2004
Get the Guantanamo Bay mug.About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...
- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.
- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.
- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.
- The music they create is banal dog doo.
Not to be dealt with, period.
- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.
- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.
- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.
- The music they create is banal dog doo.
Not to be dealt with, period.
The following are NOT guitarists, but are guitar players...meaning they are not crap:
1.)Jason Becker
2.)Steve Howe
3.)Robert Fripp
4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)
1.)Jason Becker
2.)Steve Howe
3.)Robert Fripp
4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)
by Beelzebub Is Back November 3, 2007
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Get the guitar mug.Borrowing a used condom, pounding in the ass, then switching the rubber outside-in and continuing smashing in the Vag. Bust a money shot, thus leaving devistation and if pregnancy occurs, leaving a 50/50 chance that you are the father.
(Gambling with life, pretty much)
(Gambling with life, pretty much)
Foo A)-Pretty much busted a Guatamala get down on this trick with Brads old rubber...hahaha Kid aint my son!!!
Foo B) Goddamn thats hateful!
Foo B) Goddamn thats hateful!
by Pound Master December 16, 2008
Get the Guatamala get down mug.Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1
by Will The Thrasher April 25, 2010
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The "raw" feeling one gets on the tips of the pointer, middle, and ring finger on their left hand.
In extreme cases of Guitar Hero Finger one or a few blisters may develop.
The "raw" feeling one gets on the tips of the pointer, middle, and ring finger on their left hand.
In extreme cases of Guitar Hero Finger one or a few blisters may develop.
"Man, I can't even type right now. Had a party over the weekend and I got a serious case of Guitar Hero Finger."
by Ebisch? April 20, 2007
Get the Guitar Hero Finger mug.the only video game that chicks don't find absolutely repulsive.. used frequently at parties, and our hi-school hosts yearly competitions between classes. also, real guitarists often bash this game. but after all, that's what it is, a game.
dude-1... i was playing guitar hero, and i finally broke 450,000 points in beast and the harlot!!!
dude-2... whatever... your a fag... you should play real guitar...
dude-1... nahh, its cool.. i can play the drums!!!
dude-2... whatever... your a fag... you should play real guitar...
dude-1... nahh, its cool.. i can play the drums!!!
by rumple d. crumplecrunk August 28, 2008
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