Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

golden fox

A man when he enters his 30s

Oh wow, Addy has turned to a golden fox.

by Yddaz April 12, 2017

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

golden rpg

That thing you hear your friend screaming while playing fortnite.

Omg dude I got a GOLDEN RPG!

by Looughnkkl May 16, 2018

Golden sumbrero

Filling Mexican hat with urine, making partner drink.

Hey babe, should spice thinks up tonight with a good ole golden sumbrero?

by Whyisthissodirty May 22, 2018