blow a goat

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.

"Go blow a goat, i hate you."

by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003

Toats My Goats

This word means Totally. Its a fun rhyme and is funny to say when your saying yes to something!

Megan: Hey wanna come over tonight?

Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.

by youknowyouloveme123 March 18, 2011

fuck the Goat!

Just a great saying... meaning "oh Dammit" or "fuck it" in general, just with much more style!

Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager!
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"

by Becca T November 29, 2004

goatbanger

1.some one who has sex with goats.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.

a goatbanger is a psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places

by bender b rodriguez April 4, 2006

Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

by xDStevieee July 18, 2010

Jon the Goatfucker

Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.

Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"

Me: "Of course they don't"

Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"

Me: "Surprise, surprise..."

Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."

Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"

Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"

by Anuspounder September 23, 2009

goach bag

A knock off coach bag. Hello, we know its fake! Coach is spelled with a C, not a G. Owning one of these should be considered a a sin. Not only does everyone know it's a fake, but we are all pointing and laughing too.

Oh my god look at her Goach bag, it is so Generic, what's the point?

by kb4 April 26, 2006