Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.

Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.

by Mangoninja October 10, 2008

Google Haxor

Is a Google mirror of sorts, which has its links written in the basic Language of L33t

Acces of google haxor fallows:

1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their

by none85 July 20, 2005

Google Drive-By

Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.

I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.

by ropenstein December 28, 2010

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Google Translate

A place where people will type stupid things in other languages to get a funny result in english. It's barely used for anything real.

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 (Google Translate)

French: jus de oof
English: oof juice

by a lightswitch + a doorbell March 12, 2019

facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.

Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!

by copsandroberts November 3, 2010

Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.

Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.

by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009