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Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
by Mangoninja October 10, 2008
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Google Haxor

Is a Google mirror of sorts, which has its links written in the basic Language of L33t
Acces of google haxor fallows:

1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their
by none85 July 20, 2005
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Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.
Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's
by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018
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google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
by Mercks December 12, 2013
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Google Magic

The act of using Google to find answers to everyday problems or intricate problems such as homework.
Student A: "Did you find out the answer to question 6 on the homework"?
Student B: " Give me a minute"
Student A: "Ok"
Student B: "The answer is 117, thanks to my Google magic"
Student A: "I could have done that..."
by Sevrynheads October 21, 2011
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Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.
Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH
by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012
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facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
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