The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
by Mangoninja October 10, 2008
Get the Google Lightmug. Acces of google haxor fallows:
1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their
1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their
by none85 July 20, 2005
Get the Google Haxormug. Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.
by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018
Get the Google Plusmug. What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
by Mercks December 12, 2013
Get the google cancermug. The act of using Google to find answers to everyday problems or intricate problems such as homework.
Student A: "Did you find out the answer to question 6 on the homework"?
Student B: " Give me a minute"
Student A: "Ok"
Student B: "The answer is 117, thanks to my Google magic"
Student A: "I could have done that..."
Student B: " Give me a minute"
Student A: "Ok"
Student B: "The answer is 117, thanks to my Google magic"
Student A: "I could have done that..."
by Sevrynheads October 21, 2011
Get the Google Magicmug. Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets
Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?
Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH
Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?
Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH
by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012
Get the Google Certifiedmug. Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
Get the facebook googlemug.