happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.

Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle

by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

corndog gargling

trying to test if your gay or not...or straight

hey dude you gay?
i could find out
*tries to gargle corndog
*chokes
yeah you not gay

corndog gargling:gay test

by nerdynook3 June 30, 2017

firery gargoyle

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.

Hey did you hear Nick had a Firery Gargoyle on top of city hall the other day?

What a mad cunt!

by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018

French Gargle

When one takes a shit in anothers mouth and gargles it.

I just gave jenny a french gargle last night.

by Ydnaisns December 9, 2018

Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

by Skinny dick February 10, 2020

Lily gargling

That shit shakira did at the superbowl

I was lily gargling my brother's balls at the family reunion last weekend

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Norwegian Gargle Tones

It's like Hungarian throat singing, only Norwegian.

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020