garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

gradient garden

A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.

Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Hanging Gardens of Babylon

The garden of sexual deviancy.

"Hey, heard you just got back from the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!"
"Yeah it was cool, they were cultivating Heaven's Lettuce there."

by Roe Jogan September 2, 2019

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018