Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Garden ham

Watermelon

Hey Billy can you cut up that garden ham I’m hungry

by Caaaaaaat June 6, 2022

garden digger

aka hoe or sexual tool

a garden digger is kitty 1 aka ali's first split personality

by angelb July 29, 2008

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Garden Sodomy

Basically it's a UC story about an asian nigga and a flower femboy gardener faggot living together until one day they went to the garden only for brown slent eyes to peg his flower boyfriend and have gay anal sex with him the whole day and then at the end their daughter was watching and she somehow got turned on by it. To Be Continued.

I watched the Garden Sodomy tape, man i was bricked up.

by WWW.COMPASS September 11, 2023

Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018