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Turtle Fucker

A name that is given to any older man, or woman that is hindering your speed, whether you are driving, walking, running (etc.).It is not uncommon for them to possess horrible driving skills, and driving through banks, salons, grocery stores, and gas stations happens more often than not.
Driver: I am going to be late, get out of my way Turtle Fucker!

Grocery Shopper: Move you damn Turtle Fucker and quit staring at the laxatives, it's not that damn hard to decide!

Grocery Shopper #2: It shouldn't take that long to write a check, get some glasses Turtle Fucker!

Grocery Shopper #3: Damn-it Turtle Fucker, no it isn't cheaper than that, quit getting price checks!

Betty drove into the gas station and injured the clerk because she is a Turtle Fucker.
by loafenator February 27, 2009
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Piss Flickers

Pointy/curly shoes. Doubly useful as they can also be used to avoid urinating on ones own shoes.
"manz, a luff galdm O's Piss Flickers sooo mujj!"
by SophieChar April 15, 2008
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mother fucker

" MU-th-aa FFFFuu-ccckk-errrrrrrr"
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fucker bitch

Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.
Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?

What?

Fucker bitch
by Austin January 6, 2004
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eat dick, fucker

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker
by josh70 January 6, 2009
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Flicker

The remote control to the television, more used on the east coast
Hey Pass the flicker for the tv.
by The MFC October 23, 2011
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Cat fucker

- some who wanks on or fucks cats
-Izaac wanked on his cat making him a cat fucker.
by Parade June 26, 2008
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