French Frying

When someone is not doing well.
They may be in trouble, or perhaps they may be really sick. They are not having a good time.

Origin: South Park

In order to go down the ski slopes and pick up speed you should place your skis parallel in the french fry position.

To slow down or stop you should place your skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza.

“If you french fry when you should have pizza’d you’re gonna have a bad time.”

“COVID-19 got me french frying right now, I feel horrible.”

“If you keep driving so reckless you might end up french frying at the hospital, maybe it’s best you drive safe.”

“My favourite team is french frying! They have 0 goals while the other team already has 7!”

by Baby Yoda is Cute AF November 17, 2021

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Ass on a frying pan

1) A Person known for extremely critical behviour.
2) A Person that disses other people without a reason.

"Why are you being such an ass on a frying pan?"

by bowowbow January 16, 2009

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fryar

a sexy position where a woman squeezes a mans nipple with her fingernails while the man squeezes the woman's breasts with his feet, while he is licking her vagina and while she is chewing on his cock.

I think we should start tonight with a fryar.

by lkjhasdflkjhasdf October 29, 2017

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frying pan

A man that struggles to come to terms with his own levels of madness , cant really see how crazy his acts are , often goes through spells of " trying " to be normall , theese spells can be reffered to as a " quest to be normal " theese quest allways end , usually in chaos , e.g running around a ferry naked and setting the alarms of on a trip to amsterdam and failing top get erect when meeting hookers . refuses to take drugs such as methedrone a.k.a mkat, meth , ect but is happy to take ketamine a.k.a special K , ket .. frying pans usually carry around packs of ham to events such as football matches and whilst other people around frying pans will be tucking into normal football snacks such as pies , beer , ect frying pans will feast on a " pack of ham " . frying pans also mostly have huge levels of insanity in which most cases it is considered uncureable , or incureable , this is sometimes known as I.I..
frying pans often find themselfs on the wrong side of the law and are in constant battle with the southyorkshire police , for instance a young frying pan would take part in grand theft auto by maybe stealing his dads care and crashing it into a parked car just for the " crack " also getting stopped by the police in a car on the motorway wth his friend " big feet ".

big feet " th do you know where frying pan is " ?

T.H " no G, ask dirk "

big feet " dirk do you know where frying pan is " ?

dirk " he int comming out , he`s on a quest to be normal"

big feet " what ? thats making him more insane"

T.H " clinically insane mate "

grainger " uncureable "

everybody " hahahahah frying pans clinically insane "

by swfcGman May 2, 2011

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fryup

a fat bloke who eats only fried food, usually starts the day with 2 full english breakfast's followed by a pint of melted butter, anyform of takeaway for lunch and dinner providing the product has more than 78,000 cal's.

can also be seen walking around town out of breath looking in bins to sustain him untill his next snack in 3 minutes,
invented the battered mars bar,
invented deep fried ice cream,

you need to get to the gym fryup, all that lard is gunna kill u

have you seen john and fryup

by chinese alan May 22, 2009

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