I am your father

response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.

-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father

by Herr Hausen September 24, 2005

FATH

FATH (abbreviation)

Fat After The Holidays

- i don't feel like going out. i'm feelin' totally fath..
- fat?
- fath
- fAT?
- fATH
- FAT??????
- FATH!!! FAT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS!

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

father of rap

Snoop Dogg, of course.

Don't argue, foo'.

by B-Drac October 1, 2003

Fathead

Someone who's head has a unusually large circumference or bears a resemblance to John Madden.

Mark: Anna, move yo fathead lookin' ass, I can't see the board.
Anna: Shut up!

Mark: You look like John Madden... yo fathead lookin' ass!

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Angry Father

When you're having sex with a girl and right before you finish off you pull out and beat the living shit out of her.

That bitch pissed me off, so I gave her the ol' angry father.

by KSings March 8, 2009

Our Father

When a priest is having sex with a young boys clinched thighs.

i was at father mcmurphys house when he told me he wanted to do the our father.

by GKAuto April 14, 2009

farthammer

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive

"Dan is such a farthammer"

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003