Fighting the Ogre

Trying to defecate while a penis is in your rectum

Samantha became weak as she was Fighting the Ogre so she took a nap

by Bradford McGee June 11, 2013

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spite fight

A war or feud that's fueled purely from hatred and egotism.

My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

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Excuse used when your friend says to you: DONT ENTER THE F.Z. which actually means (friend zone) when they're talking to a girl, but the girl asks what that means and you respond with the word "Fighting Zoom" which she thinks is a video game on super nintendo, but isn't!

Guy approaches Guy2+Girl: DONT ENTER THE FZ
Girl: Whats FZ?
Guy2: its fighting zoom 3 on super nintendo...duh

by mashmoosh March 9, 2010

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Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

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Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017

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