Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017
by reddit is basically pornhub January 31, 2021
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
These people are miserable in their own mind so they project their negativeness on others by arguing and complaining about everything. They try to bring people with positive attitudes into their dark world of anxiety and worry. Anger is the primary cause which is the root of all evil. They won't be happy until their anger and mean things they say spills onto others causing others to be unhappy just like they are.
Just so you know fight picker you cannot break me. Because you cant see my wings, know that they are there and you have not damaged them.
by jimmybomm February 25, 2021
My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
If 2 people fight each other, so when BOTH sides fight, neither of these people nor their friends can tell on the opponent or any of the fighters. even if someone gets beat bad he Can't go tell.
(dude meets friend after lost fight)
friend: Dude what happend? you had a fight? we should call the cops!
Dude: no, i also fought, let's not be a little B*tch. i'll stick to the fighting code
friend: Dude what happend? you had a fight? we should call the cops!
Dude: no, i also fought, let's not be a little B*tch. i'll stick to the fighting code
by Mr T Durden July 27, 2008
Him: *facebook status* "ahhh i just love jacob"
Her: *comments* nope edward is better!
Him: noooo jacob!
Me: dude ya'll are having a twi-fight!!!
Her: *comments* nope edward is better!
Him: noooo jacob!
Me: dude ya'll are having a twi-fight!!!
by nattybug October 10, 2010