fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.
think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
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"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
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n. Federal Diploma ->A single legally minted paper bill of a positive financial value such as a $1 bill, $5 bill, $100 bill, etc.
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