alt-facts

Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.

"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump

by blippo2 January 24, 2017

frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.

The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

FOOMA Facts

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.

Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.

by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017

fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.

"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"

by HCVS123 December 21, 2017

max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.

Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS

by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

Sweat Farts

When your body is overheating so much you need to expel gas to get heat out aka butthole air conditioning

It was so hot out today i had a bad case of the sweat farts .

by Mhmmmm2727 August 6, 2018