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Filthy Eargasm

When you cum in a girls ear while she is sleeping and allow it to dry into a sticky plug in the morning
The girl pissed me off, so i gave her a filthy eargasm
by J-slicket May 21, 2006
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filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.
Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.
by vonorimjob December 20, 2008
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a fifth

By definition a fifth of alcohol Is 750mL. A fifth means a fifth of a gallon.
Ludacris - "I drank a fifth of gin", in reality a fifth of alcohol would knock anyone on their butt.
by Jestur April 17, 2006
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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
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Filthadelphia Cryers

I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!
by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010
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filthylily

A goth skank that is usually to busy with sex, drugs, and secretly killing her babies in utero. This person can be male, female, or both sexes. This person also likes to talk about people behind their backs and freaks out if a Hello Kitty item on eBay has been bought by someone who has more money.
You lost the auction so you can stop being such a filthylily.
by Don Nilsson September 10, 2004
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Filthy Wonton

When you are prepared to have sex with someone you never had, and after many dates and advances, you finally get it, and are disappointted by either it's smell, it's hygenie or overal physical demeanor.
"So I finally got Jamie into the sack, but bitch had the filthy wonton."
by Rukus Razor November 6, 2006
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