by reddit is basically pornhub January 31, 2021
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.
HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!
YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!
YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!
by DrFunTimes September 29, 2017
Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017
These people are miserable in their own mind so they project their negativeness on others by arguing and complaining about everything. They try to bring people with positive attitudes into their dark world of anxiety and worry. Anger is the primary cause which is the root of all evil. They won't be happy until their anger and mean things they say spills onto others causing others to be unhappy just like they are.
Just so you know fight picker you cannot break me. Because you cant see my wings, know that they are there and you have not damaged them.
by jimmybomm February 25, 2021
My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
If 2 people fight each other, so when BOTH sides fight, neither of these people nor their friends can tell on the opponent or any of the fighters. even if someone gets beat bad he Can't go tell.
(dude meets friend after lost fight)
friend: Dude what happend? you had a fight? we should call the cops!
Dude: no, i also fought, let's not be a little B*tch. i'll stick to the fighting code
friend: Dude what happend? you had a fight? we should call the cops!
Dude: no, i also fought, let's not be a little B*tch. i'll stick to the fighting code
by Mr T Durden July 27, 2008