Electability

The chance a political candidate has of actually getting elected as represented by the media and public opinion.

Smart Friend - "That Ron Paul guy is right on literally everything its not even funny!"

Dumb Friend - "Yeah I know, hopefully one of the candidates with electability starts stealing his talking points so that we can get some of those ideas implemented."

Smart Friend - "I'm moving to Iceland."

by Haydukelives42 October 18, 2011

electonics

because he love electonics

“Why does he go to school” Because he love electonics (drop the bass) doooo di di di do do dow dow doooo di di di do do di dow .

by Electonics June 3, 2014

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

electric gasoline

Fuel for a chainsaw attachment that is usually mounted to an ar

Do you have any electric gasoline left?

by Rawr Rawr November 11, 2017

Electric Violin

The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".

*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat

by ïïï March 11, 2019

electric barbercat

Similar to a rotisserie however the chicken, lamb, or female is replaced by a Cat.

A traditional 'Electric Barbercat' removes the need for an open flame or heating element and relies on Alternating Current to electrically cook the feline with an even spread.

Some cultures use Direct Current and live cats.

"Ken! see you at the Electric Barbercat tonight?"

"YEW! I'll bring the brewskies"

by See my point? March 18, 2019

Electile Dysfunction

Reason our president is in office

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019