A Snare Drum

Having the threesome with two skinny chicks on a trampoline.

"Dude last night I ran a snare drum with Carrissa and lexi!"

by JustAnotherWhiteBoy October 13, 2020

the gordon dripman

he's a pro crim player and also very rich

the gordon dripman hey guys im a pro

nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass

qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe

by a mental gordon fryman August 23, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

smelly snare drum

Farting on someone’s bare belly.

I was laying out getting a tan at the beach when some weirdo plopped down on my belly and quickly gave me a smelly snare drum.

by Justbsayin February 25, 2023

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

Big African drum stick

Tyrones big dick that he likes to fuck uncle Edward with

Tyrone used his big African drum stick on uncle Edward.

by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024