disastrophe

A misused or misplaced apostrophe

"Many people misuse their aposrtophe's when pluralising words"

by CryptoHobes December 5, 2003

disabled

(n.) (pl.=disableds) An offensive term for any disabled person, a mong.

"We shoudln't call them mongs. They are disableds" chuckled Baz.

by anycon June 24, 2003

Disaster

Jaylen Ariana Sitzlar❤️

Jaylen is a disaster

by Drew Goforth August 19, 2018

Disasterbate

Masturbating so hard you cum everywhere leading into a giant disaster situation

guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night

guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate

by Disasterbate October 30, 2014

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

disaster gay

ritsuka uenoyama

- i can relate to uenoyama tbh
- what, ur that much of a disaster gay?

by weinthegay June 13, 2020

Disablico

A rather retarded person, who unfortunately, has no way of knowing what they are talking about.

I tell thee, ol michael over there is a disablico

by Rikardo Munich October 23, 2003