cala docious

So gay that you acting straight but you really just gay

Man I can’t believe how Cala docious you are, I literally just walked in on you fucking another man

by Caladocious dickweed June 19, 2021

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

the drawing in my math book is of a Doctor Noobasaurus.

by oashflGFKHGI234R December 24, 2008

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

Do you see that drawing in my math book? Well that is of Doctor Noobasaurus

by The Dark Side of the Pillow December 25, 2008

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 30, 2008

Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008

Docile-Cucumber

A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)

WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!

by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009

Doctor Sloan

Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.

Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."

Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"

Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"

Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"

Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"

by Ivor Alias May 10, 2009