Cupcake

A team or individual who though allowed to play is terrible, bite-sized, and enjoyable to consume on your way to the next opponent.

A schedule full of cupcakes would provide that your teams record is fattened by winning over undeserving opponents.
Yeah they made the playoffs, but they only have enough wins because they played cupcake opponents.

Is the season over? It might as well be since we only have two cupcakes left on the schedule.
by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 01, 2019
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pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex
EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.
by Purplax November 28, 2024
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Sprinkle on my cupcake

Derogatory term used by FOH staff to harass their peers
You’re a real sprinkle on my cupcake

-Sawyer
by Efan_ July 25, 2025
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dirty cupcake

when a person puts frosting and sprinkles on ones asshole and eats it.
hey babe, wanna try that dirty cupcake later tonight?
by chicken tender lover 69 June 10, 2020
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Cupcake connoisseur

A cupcake connoisseur is someone who meets up with people for a cupcakes.
A famous example is EDP445.
Did you hear? EDP445 is a cupcake connoisseur!
by HD1G May 09, 2024
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cupcake

A REALLY SMART, SEXII, CUTE, AMAZING,PERFECT GUY
Danielle thinks Carmine is a real cupcake.
by Dacx3 February 18, 2009
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Cupcake

Cupcake is someone who is overly delicate, fragile, or lack toughness, as cupcakes are small, soft, and often seen as dainty or easy to crumble. Specifically towards diversity and including others as it makes them feel insecure and lesser.
Incel: Did you see that new game has female as the main character? That's some woke bullsh*t.
Real Man: Sounds like you're being a cupcake there...
Incel: No, I wouldn't mind if the game is good but they make the female look like sh*t.
Real Man: The game isn't even out yet and its bad, and she doesn't look bad, you're just being a cupcake because you don't find her attractive.
Incel: They trying to push an agenda...
Real Man: Now your changing subject, okay Cupcake!
by ZFactZ December 17, 2024
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