One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

by dickinyourass August 26, 2018

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.

Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”

by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020

turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds

If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 22, 2021

My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

Upper Decky Wine Cellar

Throwing a zynnachino in the top shelf of your lip in the back of your mouth.

Kyle: You pussy throw me a ferb germ I'm tryna fill this upper decky wine cellar

Brad: Suck my nuts pussy I ran out yesterday
Kevin: I got you bro, toss that wintergreen cheddar bob up in the cellar

by wadewiggins October 4, 2023