Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Pulling a Cannito

An epic event that makes your supervisor cringe knowing he will receive a call from higher up.

I was called into chiefs office today for Pulling a Cannito.

by anonymous April 17, 2021

I Eat Cannibals

I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

What can you do

You're in a stew

Hot hot cook it up

I'm never gonna stop

Fancy a bite

My appetite

Yum yum gee it's fun

Banging on a different drum

And I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

I like the spice

Tasty and nice

Roastin vitamin

Forget the dietin'

Mmm such a dish

I can't resist

Healthy recipe

What you got is good for me

And I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

All I wanna do

Make a meal of you

We are what we eat

You're my kind of meat

Got a hunger for your love

(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)

It's all I'm thinkin' of

(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)

Give the world a bone

(Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin')

I got steak at home

(I eat cannibals)

I don't need no take away 'cause Chinese food is so risque

The menu is the venue where your heart is,

can't you see I'm not into foreign platters, loving you is all that matters

You're the kind of bull who's put the animal in me

I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too

Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree

Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too

Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree

Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop

by Death Menace December 8, 2022

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023

Cananicle

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.

noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Candiholic

Addicted to sugary food items, such as candy or sweets.

I'm such a candiholic, I went 10 miles away just to buy a limited edition flavor of skittles.

My dad's a candiholic, everything he eats has to have tons of sugar in it!

by Aureate<3 August 20, 2010

caniba

One who makes Einstein looks like he rides the short bus.

caniba is smarter than you.

by iamintellegentgenius June 6, 2011