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Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
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Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
Oh yea, let’s rip it”
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
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ciabattoni

A Ciabattoni can be used to describe a dude who really loves his Ramen fuckin noodles. Usually a Ciabattoni is an Italian man who thinks his dick is big, but its an inch off of average. It doesn't matter though because a Ciabattoni has a good personality, but its hidden under a thicccc layer of darkness so you never see it.
Look at that man pretending to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa, that's a real Ciabattoni

You gay shit, your eating all my Ramen! Stop being a Ciabattoni!!!
by MushGush April 24, 2019
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Cigar daddy

A man that will take your hoes and everything away from you
Cigar daddy: Bitch you don't need any example now get your dumb ass outta this website
by Iwillyeetmyself June 23, 2019
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Cigatsuro

Looks like an prostitute and could be in your dads room right now this information is like cigatsuro 26/27 years old
Are you cigatsuro?
by Thenameunderthispostisme August 15, 2019
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chigabee

A what person who eats fat black female asshole is known as chigabee. He also sucks gay Asian peoples cocks. He is normally the oldest of the siblings and is named Hayden or Aiden
Hayden is a fuckin chigabee
by Yiej February 27, 2020
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Ciganisticka Partija

Something like KKK but nowdays and for gypsys
I'll need to call my friend Mike he is from Ciganisticka Partija
by Jifurr April 9, 2020
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