A Ciabattoni can be used to describe a dude who really loves his Ramen fuckin noodles. Usually a Ciabattoni is an Italian man who thinks his dick is big, but its an inch off of average. It doesn't matter though because a Ciabattoni has a good personality, but its hidden under a thicccc layer of darkness so you never see it.
Look at that man pretending to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa, that's a real Ciabattoni

You gay shit, your eating all my Ramen! Stop being a Ciabattoni!!!
by MushGush April 24, 2019
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