A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.
Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
by Commander Salamander August 30, 2008
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Bill: I like Jenny's sister but i wouldn't touch it she's a ho bag she got a blow job pic as her profile.
Tom: Oh damn i didn't check her profile, sorry.
Tom: Oh damn i didn't check her profile, sorry.
by Darkbob July 30, 2011
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by Koobs June 4, 2007
Get the below-fi mug.When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.
Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.
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