lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

lesbian bread

Bread that is overly filly with fiber and resembles tree bark of bird food

“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”

by All knowing queer September 24, 2020

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017

Bread Burmp

Street name for ketamine when insufflated and not applied in IV/IM formats

Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp

by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009

Jamie’s bread

A new way to say bring home the bacon

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS

by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023

Bread brain

A very lethal disease brought on by the over-consumption of bread. Usually prevented via a future version of yourself coming back and warning you to stop, or just general lack of hunger.

Bing, although warned by his future self, died of bread brain in Bing Radio 2... Yet somehow revived for the next episode

by Perrythepomlypomofmuchpomlines June 8, 2011

Bread Head

When oral sex is given to an individual who is currently working.

Rodrick: Did you see that hoe, Martha, who was giving Bread Head to Jerry.

Greg: I mean at least he was making money and receiving a nice deed.

Rodrick: I’m so high right now and imagine Martha’s phat ass naked.

Greg: I know! I would receive any and all action I possibly could from her and her massive tits.

by Pastor Robert April 6, 2022