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Cottage cheese blanket 

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

wet sandy blanket 

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

Pigs in a blanket 

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed
Hey bro i just did pigs in a blanket with the school cops yesterday it got messy’

Cherokee scrotum blanket 

An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.
Ayo that gay boy rome gave me the Cherokee scrotum blanket last night.

Penguin in a blanket 

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"
hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!

Vell in a Blanket 

It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee
Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
Vell in a Blanket by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021