the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019

beat the bacon

Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after

The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick

by Underc_overdude April 15, 2020

Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off

Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it

by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017

beating 90

Aka beat 90

Slang term for jerking off

Will was beating 90 when his mom walked in on him.

by PainKillerXR3 January 8, 2023

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Beat that water

When you need to go take a shower

Aye, I’m done working out and need to beat that water before we go eat.

by Slash Vin April 15, 2021

Chizzy Beats

Best producer in the history of Rap and Hip Hop.

He is just like Chizzy Beats.

by Chizzy Beats lmao February 11, 2019