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Ass-mud attack

On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".
by Vallaboratory June 16, 2013
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chicken nugget attack

When you walk yo high ass into mcdonalds and take a peek at that menu like 'lemme get a muhfuckin uhhh' and you glance at them beautiful ass chicken nuggets and you stop. you stare, you envy. so you retrieve those nuggets. you gain so much nuggetry that it sends you into cardiac arrest.
by TerryFlaps August 30, 2017
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the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth
the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!
by Agent_smith August 31, 2017
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sheer heart attack

A definite heart attack. Something that could only be described as a heart attack. When you get this feeling it is a 100% undeniable fact, you’re having a heart attack.
Jim: Franklin are you okay?
Franklin: Yes, I’m fine.
Jim: What happened?
Franklin: I had a sheer heart attack.
by JediMurderer511 June 9, 2018
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The Tricky Attack

A musician with some kick ass songs and a huge ass ego
Man did you hear that new EP from The Tricky Attack?
by MisterTheAsian March 10, 2019
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Man In The Middle Attack

A porn move commonly mistaken for a hacking term. When a man is fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass by another man, effectively a relay of dick.
yo last night I was fucking Becky but then I got Man in the Middle Attacked by her boyfriend
by memelord133769 December 4, 2019
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The Sheer Heart Attack

A sexual position where you just scream “Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness!” And then make the Tiger from Naruto and stuff it in her pussy (ass) till she (or he) moans.

Sheer Heart Attack is a JoJo reference, it is Yoshikage Kira’s third bomb. This is from JoJos Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki.

The SHA is the hand sign you use.

This is used only when you have watched JoJo and you are having sex.
The Sheer Heart Attack is used in many ways. Example:

Her (him): Harder Daddy
You: Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness

You then have to do the Tiger and stuff it in his ass or her pussy
by YoshikageKira204 December 27, 2020
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