the all-american rejects

the best fxcking band ever.
the all-american rejects are as cool as heck.
& plus, the band includes nick wheeler...
who is absolutely beyond orgaaasmiic.
& why yes-- i slept with him the other night.
thnxxx for asking. <3

oh & if you haven't heard of AAR yet,
how long have you been hiding under that rock?

anyway; here's a short list of some of their songs:
x paper heart
x the last song
x eyelash wishes
x dirty little secret
x change your mind
x drive away
x swing swing
x i'm waiting
x one more sad song
x it ends tonight

SO REMEMBER KIDS:
the all-american rejects = rad rad RAD

the all-american rejects are so amaaaaaziing, it hurts.

by xo__paperbagprincess October 10, 2005

American English

What happens when you send a bunch of people who can't spell to colonise a continent.

“Hahaha! na, you guys are all right.”
-Flexo

by Angry Loner March 3, 2007

american toast

When George W. Bush noticed that the word "French" was in the name of a food he ate every day, he demanded it be changed.

Unfortunately, the trend never caught on.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

American Aboriginal

American Aboriginal people are full blooded undiluted people who are indian and mislabeled as black, African american, Afro-mexican, Afro-puerto Rican, Afro-Brazilian, Afro-Argentinan, Afro-guyanese, Afro-jamaican, Afro-Barbadian, Afro-Chillean, Afro-asian, Afro-indian, Afro-iranian, Afro-Iraqis, Afro-palestinian, Afro-Greek, Afro-Russian, Afro-Panamanian, Afro-Honduran, Afro-European, Afro-German, Afro-Dutch, Afro-italian, Afro-Belgians, Afro-France, Afro-New Zealand, Afro-Costa Rica, Afro-Trinidadians and Tobagonians, Afro-Haitians, Afro-Cuban, Afro-canadian, Afro-Dominican, Afro-Surinamese, Afro-martinique, Afro-Saint Lucian, Afro-curacao, Afro-French Guianans, Afro-Caribbean, Afro-Grenadians, Afro Belize, Afro-Antiguans and Afro-Barbudans, Afro-Kittitians and Afro-Nevisians, Black Jews, Afro-Egyptian, Afro-Venezuelans, Afro-Columbian, Afro-Salvadoran, Afro-Ecuadorian, Afro-Danes, Afro-Danish, Afro-irish, Afro-Swiss, Afro-Turks, Afro-syria, Afro-Arab, Afro-Jordanians, Afro-Austrailans, Afro Greek, Afro-Abkhazians, Afro-Ukrainians , Afro-Finns, Afro-Filipino, Negrito, Aeta, Negros Island, Dumagat, Black British, Afro-poland, Afro Croatian, Afro-Slovenia, and Afro- Bermudian .

American Aboriginal people are Melanated, Monocultural people .

by Spokentruth November 30, 2019

irish american

nearly every american claims to be Irish, but THEY ARENT

Irish person: yea im from Ireland
'Irish American' person: OMG my moms, grandmas, sisters, dads uncle, half brothers, step dads, sister in laws, moms second husbands sisters son is half Irish!! Isn't that crazy i'm like totally part Irish!!
Irish person:.....no.

by imirishyourenot June 1, 2011

North American Union

The North American Union is the event that will make thousands of American, Canadians and Mexicans shit their pants to the point of no return.

It will make Mexico, The US and Canada into one giant country, with one currency called the Amero and open borders allowing all citizens of the three countries to travel, live and work freely in either land. Very much like the European Union. Some ignorant people think of this North American Union as a myth, but then again, the European Union was a ¨myth¨ too and see what happened?.

¨The North American Union sure made things alot easier for the goverment to know everything about its citizens! Did you get your RFID chip implanted in your arm yet? I did along with my National ID and a 10 Ameros cuppon to buy food at Mexicamericanada Mart! ROFL¨

by superduperrofldude August 29, 2009

American Eagle

An nice store with fashionable, comfortable clothing. Most think that this store is for preps, but a true prep would never be found anywhere near this store. The clothes are somewhat cheaper than abercrombie and fitch, and in my opinion a lot less slutty and a lot more comfortable (if you buy the correct size). Clearance racks here are THE BEST. You can get a kickass pair of jeans for 15$, and if you can't afford that then you are just dirt poor, hun.
Just because you shop here doesn't mean you are trying to "fit in," because you can layer the shirts to look different than what everyone else is wearing, if you wish. And I'm pretty sure that everyone wears jeans, so just because you buy a pair of jeans here doesn't mean you are trying to fit in. It means you like comfy jeans, dammit.
They have clothes for everyone. It isn't only for preps.
I don't buy stuff there to be "cool," i buy stuff there because i like it.
People who disgrace this store are so pathetically desperate to "not fit in" that they don't notice how awesome this place is.
So yeah.

Kid1: omigod you shop at American Eagle you are such a poser/prep/unoriginal person!!!!11111shift

Kid2: Hahahahaaaa.... no. These jeans are really comfy, try 'em.

Kid1 tries on the jeans.

Kid1: These ARE comfy! I'm gonna buy some right now but i have to hide the brand name so I'm not accused of being a poser/prep/etc....

Kid2: -sigh-

by Yeahperson September 13, 2007