albert mathew

still indian and still has a big nose

oi oi albert mathew still has a massive nose (cock)

by josh downes April 4, 2022

albert mathew

believe it or not he still has a big nose and is actually still indian

albert mathew + nose = huge

by josh downes April 4, 2022

Albert Buffman

Albert Buffman.

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Albert Camus

Albert Camus, the father of the absurdism or the "ultimate daddy"

"omg u r reading The stranger?"
"yes, I love Albert Camus"
"We all do"

by bellobelisimo October 14, 2022

Albertified

The act of Albert making something the way he wants it ignoring everyone else opinion.

''Ugh this burrito has been Albertified, I hate this!''

by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022

albertan bush party

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

by Berta proud April 28, 2023

Joaquim Alberto

Ola Oi Hello Salut, caros amiguinhos, irmaos. Bem dispostos ? EU : Pensao MINIMA de 220 Euros, Tostoes, e MAIS NADA. Incrivel e impressionante ! Artista, autor, fragil, Homem HETERO TOTAL , muito justo, puro, original Spa, muito sobrio, verdadeiro e HONESTO. Sem duvida. Tem bastante paz, cultura geral, ALIMENTACAO suficiente saudavel, ocupacao diaria, livres de vicios, algum dinheirinho no bolso, uma excelente companhia, esperancas, nenhum familiar que chateie, projetos, silencio, SAUDE e MUITO CARINHO ? Gostam dos meus videos ? Sao bonitos ? PAZ, MUITO AMOR, BEM, IGUALDADE, Justica Social, Honestidade, humildade e reparticao da riqueza SEMPRE. Felicidades ! Boa Sorte. FIGURA PUBLICA de Portugal. Beijinhos e abracos. Bonne chanse. Good luck. Kanimambo.

quem me dera ser como o Joaquim Alberto

by sergrp November 18, 2016