Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Club Penguin- the game that I played on my old iPad when being young. It's a Disney game from the 2000s and shut down in 2017 like toontown shutting down in 2013. Club penguin island was bad, and but disney was trying to save fan-made recreations of the game.
by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 21, 2022

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020

by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
by ras elias May 5, 2009
