Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

skinny peep

A very courageous yet sensitive and wise musician with a very large dick. Surprisingly.

"We were in bed when he ended up being like skinny peep."

by Skinny Peep November 27, 2018

Skinny

When you don’t have no money; Broke

You always acting like you don’t have money.
You acting skinny.

by Ricky Fontaine July 6, 2022

Skinny Quincing

When your belt has to be tightened, and the belt does not make it too the next loop, causing it to stick out upon your clothing.

Duncan knew getting ready for church was going to be a pain. The thought of wearing jeans, and the inevitable skinny quincing he would endure.

by IFeelSick:( February 5, 2022

Skinny Disorder

a type of disorder that affects the bones: you die shortly after you turn into bones.

I cant win survivor because, I have skinny disorder.

by chickemnicnuggets September 23, 2022

Skinny deets

Only the most essential details; the piping hot tea

How was your date last night? Give me the skinny deets!

by Bobby D and Mathcat June 1, 2024

skinny dick

penis without pubic hair

i like skinny dick

by stinkvinger May 9, 2018