Once called “Horse” Jarett Lucas started his life in a landfill. Buried under a pile of used condoms Jarett Lucas was brought home by his albino mother and bis N word for a dad. Trapped in his room 24/7 Horse quickly found his obsession in men. For a day job Jarett Lucas buys and sells used condoms. His most favorite of them all came from Barack Obama’s Horse. He comes to school everyday smelling like shit, as he showers in his own horse shit, and Leaves with a literal red neck because people slap the shit out of it. Scared to talk to girls he finds his comfort in guys. He is failing all of his special ed classes and his best friend is the lunch lady.
by BigDaddy45626 March 23, 2020
Get the Jarett Lucasmug. by srodulv May 31, 2019
Get the Lucas Lallemantmug. Lucas Harwood plays bass for King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and his 3 piece band Atolls, where he also sings. He's also a dad. He's a very cool dude who can sculpt various forms of facial hair and pull them all off, whether it is clean-shaven like he is in the Intrasport music video or a full-blown beard like he had during the Float Along - Fill Your Lungs era Gizzard or just a little stubble. He's also quite progressive: having his pronouns in his bio, among other things. He just seems like a nice dude.
Oh, and he sk8tes bro.
Oh, and he sk8tes bro.
"Lucas Harwood is the most underrated member of King Gizzard!"
"I know right! His basslines and solos on Infest The Rats Nest literally make the album"
"I know right! His basslines and solos on Infest The Rats Nest literally make the album"
by bullant_owu March 9, 2021
Get the Lucas Harwoodmug. 2 gay twins that often do it at night, they can be spotted mostly at gay strip clubs, they both suck ass at Fortnite and are annoying when they build, they say people’s name wrong and Matthew is obsessed with moms while Luca is obsessed with men.
by Crazy Keeper October 24, 2018
Get the Matthew and Lucamug. by Fijfntjdudhrd November 10, 2018
Get the Lucas jonesmug. GIRL 1: OMG IS THAT LUCAS LATTY
GIRL 2: OMG YES IT IS. I WANT TO RIDE HIM NOT SHAQ HE IS BIGGER THAN PUNY SHAQ
GIRL 2: OMG YES IT IS. I WANT TO RIDE HIM NOT SHAQ HE IS BIGGER THAN PUNY SHAQ
by BrownieKing April 28, 2022
Get the Lucas Lattymug. these two passionate lovers are a pair to be reckoned with. they not only posses a superior emotional connection, but a physical one as well. every adventure is full of excitement with these two. one might say they are the modern day bonnie & clyde.
they’re a nice mix of some latin, russian and american energy - all in one. just imagine what’s that’s like - in the bedroom and in life.
they’re a nice mix of some latin, russian and american energy - all in one. just imagine what’s that’s like - in the bedroom and in life.
person 1 - who are those two crazy, sexy people?
person 2 - that’s lucas and vera, aren’t they so #goals?
person 1 - I’m never going to be a part of something like that
person 2 - neither will I, let’s go cry about it... they are truly two of a kind, no one ever be able to match their chemistry.
person 2 - that’s lucas and vera, aren’t they so #goals?
person 1 - I’m never going to be a part of something like that
person 2 - neither will I, let’s go cry about it... they are truly two of a kind, no one ever be able to match their chemistry.
by 100 hundred - percent - deece November 7, 2020
Get the lucas and veramug.