Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024

/ag

Tone indicator used at the end of an ambiguous sentence online to mean “agreeing with you” or “I agree with you”

I hate Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8

You liked her in other movies? /ag

by chachachance February 28, 2021

aged wisdom

the look you get from having wrinkles in your forehead

Yeah, that's because she raises her eyebrows too much; it gives her the look of aged wisdom.

by NetCast January 29, 2018

the age of well-behaving animals

The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Age Regression

A coping mechanism and/or therapeutic practice wherein one’s mindset and behaviors regress to those of a child’s

Often abbreviated to Agere

Person 1: Is she sucking on a pacifier?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's in age regression right now.

by thisvexesme July 11, 2025

New Age Rodeo

A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.

"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!

by Lana Wols February 23, 2018

Ag Bois

Like Soy Bois but with bigger tits. Love to talk about the land and hold an air of arrogance. When not wearing rich school boy attire they are measuring each others dicks and hectares.

Those one hand drivers in their boots and popped collars talking about shares, $$ and all things aristocratic must be Ag Bois.

by Nicholas Atkinson February 6, 2019