Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Raving to Jesus

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.

by arcu December 5, 2010

Jesus dick

Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments

Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache

Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick

by Dagger23 March 11, 2014

bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

jackhammer jesus

a dildo in the shape of a crucifix

I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase

by Big Bubba B April 28, 2004

jesus year

The 33rd year of your life. Time to get moving and get things done (maybe).

Next year is my Jesus year, I better stop drinking.

by agill December 24, 2008

stoner jesus

the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana

i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed

by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006