penisfood

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight.

Boy that lass is instant penisfood.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

Penisant

Big black dick

I have a penisant

by Penisant June 18, 2018

penisies

A penis that has a disease that can be spread through sex.

“I got a hoe recently, but I never told her that I have a penisies and now she sick.”

by Titstotots March 13, 2018

Penisbrain

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket

Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"

by Clevelandbrownisahotnegro May 12, 2018

penisguzzler

a person whos pass-time is to be downing some dick

That girl is such a penisguzzler...shes at my house every night

by laelah barren May 13, 2018

penisbaby

The baby of a penis.

Oh wow he has a penisbaby

by Penisbaby March 22, 2018

Penisminded

The condition of thinking with your penis instead of with your mind.

Person 1: Do you know who is the president of the Canada? I think he should go to the middle east to stop the war there.

Person 2: There is no president of Canada! You are penisminded. Why are you even talking about politics in the first place?!

by Gaucoin March 25, 2018