Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

nova the destroyer

chad and a sigma male always there for his friends no matter what mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

nova the destroyer is a chad

by nicko oooo June 26, 2022

That’s Dessert

A statement used to express delight, or something that is pleasing or enjoyable.

“Yo, that song you played was legit man, that’s dessert!”

by AnointedTruth July 17, 2022

You are were you deserve to be

Doesn't that type of thinking prove that I was right?

Dr JeepJorp "I shouldn't have to do things I don't want to. Other people should have to do things they don't want to so the world will be better... For me and my fuck trophies... I'm not compelling you. I'm just using selective inaction and shunning to mitigate success... Because I deserve this... Me... And you don't... You are were you deserve to be in life... If you deserved more you would have it.... Like I do..."

Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022

hop on destiny

Slang for having rough, gay anal sex.

“Bro hop on destiny!”
“Nah dude I’m too tired from the last season”

by CartiFan23 September 16, 2022

hop on destiny

Slang for having intense, gay anal sex.

Dude! Hop on destiny!
Nah bro. My ass still hurts from last time...

by CartiFan23 September 17, 2022

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022