Magic Eight Ball Text 

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

Magic Eight Ball Text by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009

Shiny Disco Ball 

An undercover method of describing a bitchy person. Can be used directly to their face if they don't know the term.

Much like an actual disco ball obnoxiously reflects light in all directions, a "shiny disco ball" feels the need to display their douchbaggery attitude to everyone around them.

Wow Megan, it is so nice to meet you. You seem like such a shiny disco ball!

Shiny Disco Ball by Pumpkn September 23, 2009

Snap the ball like a Sandwich 

Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"

"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"

Snap the ball like a Sandwich by XbBalla December 13, 2009

canadian 8-ball 

A Molson and a bowl of pot preferably while watching the Leafs eh.

Bob and Doug shared a Canadian 8-ball while the Leafs won the cup eh!

canadian 8-ball by MrHricinos December 27, 2013

ball tongue 

This is basically just a reply to the first definition:- You don't spell his name 'John Davis', it's 'Jon Davis' and he usually uses Jonathan the most.

All of KoRns albums rock, their first one is pretty dark though (which is a good thing)

ball tongue by nameless April 7, 2005

ballsacarooni 

ball sac along with some macaroni and cheese.

Everyone loves a nice ballsac and everyone loves macaroni and cheese so if someone were to use the term ballsacarooni they would be happy.

For example if someone offered me head i would sweetass ballsacarooni(after saying yes obviously).

ballsacarooni by 18-1 October 20, 2009

ball gobbler 

One who loves to take the testacles of another and deeply gargle and tounge bathe at whim. Usually a dumpster donkey or mouth hooker.

God, Madonna is such a ball gobbler

ball gobbler by G rizle January 23, 2009