A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.
Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
by CraigMicroManhoodJames August 25, 2019
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This basically just means sus, but longer and more formal
Ayo bro, Jeremy's acting real sussy among us imposter balls over there
by Sirjanji February 20, 2022
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Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.
Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day
by Mikeox69420 October 23, 2019
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All out with your balls out

1. To party hard. Used to describe a situation that requires the utmost celebration.

2. To be very drunk.
1. Pauly: Tomorrow's the last day of summer break, we're going to have to go all out.

Jimbo: You'll have to go all out with your balls out.

2. Pauly: Ben was so drunk last night.

Jimbo: He went all out with his balls out, that's forsure.
by EC-JM January 23, 2010
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A ball with many different uses. Advertised by Nigahiga, it has the ability to reproduce somehow.
There are many uses for the big bouncy inflatable green ball!

Throw it at your friends!

Throw it at your enemies!

Throw it at your dog! *bark*

Throw it at your cat! *meow*

Throw it at yourself!

Throw it at your lamborghini!

Throw it at this lamp!

And for the really daring, throw it at this potato!

Oof... Po Tae Toh.
by UnovaChampionDerpis22 August 06, 2012
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You play ball like a girl

The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.

Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far
Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”

Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”

Guy 1: *collapses*
by Dadoof21 March 11, 2018
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