penispeel

A penis in a banana peel, often presented to a woman.

She a vegan, so I gave her a penispeel.

by funkcookie September 29, 2017

PenisBarrel

When you get your dick stuck in a barrel and are forced to walk around with it on.

That man has a PenisBarrel haha.

by Cole The Cum Biscuit December 7, 2017

Penisalotta

Lots of dicks, as used in a cover of Rupert Holmes’ “Do you like Pina Coladas?”.

Do you like Penisalottas? Sucking dicks in the rain. If you’re not in to penises, you must be fucking gay.

by MenoDrive December 8, 2017

Penisaurous-Rex

The dinosaur that all people love (especially girls that want to fuck with him) it is very recognized for his big, giant dick

Chris wants a Penisaurous-Rex for his birthday.

by XX-DOGEBITCH-WOOf February 5, 2018

penispapi

you can say this when sbd u dont like tries to seduce you(both male and female)

go away, penispapi

by thelitkid February 6, 2018

penisies

A penis that has a disease that can be spread through sex.

“I got a hoe recently, but I never told her that I have a penisies and now she sick.”

by Titstotots March 13, 2018

Penisbrain

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket

Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"

by Clevelandbrownisahotnegro May 12, 2018